The vitals:

-My name is Beth, and chances are pretty good that you already knew that.

-Biologically I am 29, but seeing as I skipped this year’s birthday, I’m only 28.

-I live in the exciting place known as Missouri, and as much as I complain, I really do like it here.

-I’m married to The King of The Nerds, a.k.a Matt.  He’s awesome.

-I’m currently gestating my first parasite, I mean, child.  Equal parts terrified and excited.

-I’m a crafty bitch who happens to take pictures as a living.

-And most importantly, I really miss Dr. Pepper.