{"id":39,"date":"2006-08-21T19:45:23","date_gmt":"2006-08-21T19:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bethbrenneke.com\/?p=39"},"modified":"2006-08-21T19:45:23","modified_gmt":"2006-08-21T19:45:23","slug":"im-a-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a mommy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I FINALLY got my cat!  We adopted her from the Humane Society on Saturday.  They said her name was Mary, but I didn&#8217;t like that, so I changed it to Molly.  No pics yet (seeing as I haven&#8217;t bought a Rebel and Matt&#8217;s battery died), but she is all black with yellow (not green) eyes.  She is so sweet!<br \/>\nShe has adjusted rather well.  We set up a room just for her with her food, water, bed, and litter box.  I bought her wet food and she did not like it at all!  Maybe I just need to try some different flavors and see if she responds to something else.  Dry food makes her poop REALLY stink.  I&#8217;m sure you ALL REALLY wanted to read about that! LOL<br \/>\nAs for the cat\/kid argument&#8230;I *thought* that getting a cat would curb any desire to procreate (along with feeling my nephew&#8217;s feet through is mom&#8217;s stomach), but alas, it has not.  In fact, it may have increased it.  WHY?!?!  NO BABIES DAMMIT!!!!11!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I FINALLY got my cat! We adopted her from the Humane Society on Saturday. They said her name was Mary, but I didn&#8217;t like that, so I changed it to Molly. No pics yet (seeing as I haven&#8217;t bought a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=39\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}