{"id":3,"date":"2005-12-31T06:36:07","date_gmt":"2005-12-31T06:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bethbrenneke.com\/?p=3"},"modified":"2005-12-31T06:36:07","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T06:36:07","slug":"ugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Ugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I should start my blog out with some witty introduction of sorts, but dammit, I&#8217;m sick.  I&#8217;ve been feeling kinda blah for the past couple of days, but yesterday Teh Flu kicked my ass.  My whole body hurts, and I slept for 18 hours yesterday, which is why I am up at 6am this morning.  I&#8217;m supposed to be at work at 8:30, but there&#8217;s no way in hell I&#8217;m going in.<br \/>\nOh, on a completely different subject: I&#8217;m going to be an aunt!  Matt&#8217;s sister Christine is pregnant.  Dammit, we had a pact!  We agreed to no babies for a few years!  That&#8217;s OK though; now this means that Matt&#8217;s parents won&#8217;t be asking us when we&#8217;ll make them grandparents.  The pressure has been relieved on one side; my parents apparently want grandbabies now.  What, having a 9 year old child isn&#8217;t enough?  They&#8217;re just going to have to wait; we&#8217;re not ready for kids, and I don&#8217;t really like children anyways.  I&#8217;d rather have a cat or dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I should start my blog out with some witty introduction of sorts, but dammit, I&#8217;m sick. I&#8217;ve been feeling kinda blah for the past couple of days, but yesterday Teh Flu kicked my ass. My whole body hurts, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=3\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}