{"id":12,"date":"2006-04-27T21:49:43","date_gmt":"2006-04-27T21:49:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bethbrenneke.com\/?p=12"},"modified":"2006-04-27T21:49:43","modified_gmt":"2006-04-27T21:49:43","slug":"randomness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Randomness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No creepy pictures today, I promise!  Haven&#8217;t had the time, to be quite honest.  I&#8217;ve got some pretty messed up coworkers (like Travis Hauser), and I hear some pretty weird shit at work.  So I&#8217;ve decided that I am going to start coming up with the &#8220;Costco Quote of the Week&#8221; or CQotW for short.  This week is from Bob:<br \/>\nIn response to the question &#8220;Do you know where your kids are?&#8221; he said:<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, they&#8217;re sitting next to Big Jim and the Twins.&#8221;  (he has no kids)<br \/>\nGuess you had to be there.<br \/>\nSo, I royally fucked up on a clients order.  I told her that I could get her albums ready by Mothers Day, only to realize that my printer takes a month to get the albums back to me.  Mother&#8217;s Day is May 14th; that&#8217;s 2 weeks away.  Now, I found another printer that can get them to me in a week, but it literally costs $100 an album.  That means I am making NO profit whatsoever.  But you know something; that&#8217;s OK, as long as I don&#8217;t make a habit out of this.  She will be getting a better product than she planned on, and she&#8217;ll be happy.  She has about 25 of my business cards to hand out to coworkers, so if I make her happy, then she&#8217;ll bring more business my way.  Also, she is having me make her wedding album, so that&#8217;s $800 right there.  All is good, I hope.<br \/>\nTalked to Christine today (Matt&#8217;s sister).  Her due date is August 18.  I&#8217;m going to be an aunt!  I know I already said that before, but I&#8217;m still excited.  I won&#8217;t be having kids anytime soon, so I can spoil baby boy Mais!  I&#8217;m going to buy him the Cardinals mobile to hang over his crib.<br \/>\nI REALLY need to finish my website.  If I want this business to take off, then I need to get into high gear.  The only problem is that I spend all of my time working on stuff for clients.  I put my stuff last.  Ugh.  Maybe one day I&#8217;ll get it online.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No creepy pictures today, I promise! Haven&#8217;t had the time, to be quite honest. I&#8217;ve got some pretty messed up coworkers (like Travis Hauser), and I hear some pretty weird shit at work. So I&#8217;ve decided that I am going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=12\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}