{"id":109,"date":"2008-06-08T22:59:32","date_gmt":"2008-06-08T22:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bethbrenneke.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2008-06-08T22:59:32","modified_gmt":"2008-06-08T22:59:32","slug":"adventures-in-babysitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in babysitting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I adore my nephew- this is nothing new.&nbsp; I babysat him for a few hours Friday night so Rodney and Christine could go to a work function.&nbsp; Matt was playing poker, so it was just the two of us.&nbsp; He was well behaved, as usual, but I was sweating bullets because he&#8217;s allergic to cats.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Gulp.<\/p>\n<p>Molly was locked in her room the whole time, but I was still paranoid about the dander around the house.&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t get the chance to coat the downstairs in Febreeze Allergen Reducer before he came over, but thankfully he didn&#8217;t have a reaction.&nbsp; So, what does Aunt Beth do when she gets to babysit her favorite toddler?&nbsp; Take pictures, of course!<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><i>This one&#8217;s for Mom:<br \/><\/i><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"web-add-0949.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/images\/web-add-0949.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"510\" width=\"310\" \/><\/span><i>CHEESE!<br \/><\/i><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"web-add-0950.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/images\/web-add-0950.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"360\" width=\"460\" \/><\/span> <\/div>\n<div align=\"center\"><i>I have never gotten my picture taken, and I have NO idea how to pose:<br \/><\/i><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"web-add-0957.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/images\/web-add-0957.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"510\" width=\"310\" \/><\/span><i>It&#8217;s seafood&#8230;.get it?&nbsp; See-food!<\/i><br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"web-add-0962.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/images\/web-add-0962.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"510\" width=\"310\" \/><\/span><i>Yeah, I know I&#8217;m cute.<\/i><br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"web-add-0967.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/images\/web-add-0967.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"360\" width=\"460\" \/><\/span><i>How do you manage to find the ONE door that doesn&#8217;t shut properly?<\/i><br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"web-add-0977.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/images\/web-add-0977.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"510\" width=\"310\" \/><\/span><i>What do you mean &#8220;no?!?&#8221;<\/i><br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"web-add-0978.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/images\/web-add-0978.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-center\" style=\"margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;\" height=\"510\" width=\"310\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div>Edited to add:&nbsp; He can say my name now!&nbsp; Well, it&#8217;s more like Bef, as opposed to Beth, but hey, I&#8217;ll take it.&nbsp; Oh, and I also got an &#8220;I love you&#8221; Friday too.&nbsp; So sweet.&nbsp; \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I adore my nephew- this is nothing new.&nbsp; I babysat him for a few hours Friday night so Rodney and Christine could go to a work function.&nbsp; Matt was playing poker, so it was just the two of us.&nbsp; He &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?p=109\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,3,5],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}