{"id":2,"date":"2010-02-25T01:49:42","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T01:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bethbrenneke.com\/?page_id=2"},"modified":"2024-06-09T21:28:04","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T02:28:04","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?page_id=2","title":{"rendered":"Who the heck am I?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/?attachment_id=142\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-142\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-142 size-medium\" title=\"Me\" src=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/web_MG_0345-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"This is me trying to be artsy-like\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/web_MG_0345-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/web_MG_0345-100x150.jpg 100w, https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/web_MG_0345.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h5>The vitals:<\/h5>\n<h5>-My name is Beth, and chances are pretty good that you already knew that.<\/h5>\n<h5>-I&#8217;m married to The Queen of The Nerds, a.k.a Emily.\u00a0 She&#8217;s awesome.<\/h5>\n<h5>-I&#8217;m a crafty bitch who happens to take pictures as a living.<\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The vitals: -My name is Beth, and chances are pretty good that you already knew that. -I&#8217;m married to The Queen of The Nerds, a.k.a Emily.\u00a0 She&#8217;s awesome. -I&#8217;m a crafty bitch who happens to take pictures as a living.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":212,"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2\/revisions\/212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/beth.unspunproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}